According to CNN, the Army gave up on plans in 1994 to develop an aphrodisiac bomb that apparently would have been so powerful, it would have made the enemy so lusty that they would have thrown down their guns and started having homosexual sex on the battlefield. "OK, Frank, we have got to take that hill ... but, you know, you're looking pretty cute in those fatigues..."
As any guy who had dreams of Spanish Fly and other magazine remedies solving their issues with not getting women knows, no such aphrodisiac exists.
This whole thing just makes me laugh, but I guess I have to salute the Army trying to find ways to beat the enemy (no pun intended ... OK, yes, it was) without killing. But who thinks of this stuff, anyway? Cool gig, if you can get it!
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