Weekend

Thursday: “Don’t forget, Saturday is Aiden’s (my nephew) birthday. We can’t forget to call.”

Friday: “OK, everyone, we have to remember to call Aiden tomorrow for his birthday.”

Saturday (before soccer games): “It’s probably too early to call. But we can’t forget when we get back.”

Saturday (after one game is rained out and we slog through the other and then Jared has to go to work for awhile and then he grabs dinner and Tracy and Jared look at the clock and together say:) “Oh, crap! It’s too late to call now. We blew it. We’ll have to call tomorrow.”

Sunday (Jared takes boys to Spider-Man 3 and just as the credits rolls …): “Boys, don’t let me forget to call Aiden when we get home.”
(Editor's note -- For review purposes, SM3 was no where near as good as 2. They put way too much in one movie and it was still boring. The highlight was the cameo of Bruce Campbell. Bruce with a French accent was just awesome! "Yes, I am French." is the best line in the movie)

Sunday (Jared takes boys to hit baseballs at a local park): "Oh, man, we have to call Aiden when we get home. Don't let me forget."

Sunday (while Sopranos is being watched on DVR): “Oh, CRAP!”

Sorry, Aiden. Happy Birthday, little Dude.

I am a horrible uncle.