Dogbert brain

Today, I attended an internal workshop called, "Maintain Your Brain." I thought it was going to be about fixing my brain which apparently has lost the ability to hold any piece of information (except baseball scores) for more than 2.3 seconds.

The session was well attended with my fellow colleagues, all of who obviously thought there was something wrong with our minds.

For some reason this got me thinking about the Evil Dogbert and how he could take advantage of something like this... He would throw one of these sessions. People would attend in droves (because, let's face it, everybody's memory stinks these days) and then he would "remind" everyone that there is a $25 fee. If anyone said they didn't remember anything about a required fee, he'd just say, "You really need this class, huh?"

When your brain is screwed up and you get no sleep and lunch consists of Liquorice-flavored Altoids, this is what happens... I'm sorry for sharing...