Monday was my birthday. Woo-hoo!
I vowed to stop counting birthdays after age 25. Then I realized that if I was ever to become president of the U.S., I needed to be 35. So, I kept counting. I'm not really sure why I'm still doing it now.
But I had a great day. Dinner with my wonderful family. A little festivity at my new job. Got gift certificates for some new clothes (for said job) and for some new books (for non-said brain!).
Guess I better keep counting to 65. I gotta retire sometime, right?
But, then, there's always the lottery!
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Monday, May 02, 2005
What's goin' on?
OK, I am now getting over ANOTHER FEAKIN' COLD!?!?!?
This is getting stupid. Kids got this one, too.
In between bouts of sneezing and coughing, I was wondering why we're getting hit so hard this year (my wife has barely had a sniffle).
Possible reasons:
Red Meat -- Tracy only eats the untasty variety.
Men -- Chicks have to have babies; men get colds?
Whiners -- Men whine?
But I don't think it's any of that. My bet is on aliens. Damn them!
This is getting stupid. Kids got this one, too.
In between bouts of sneezing and coughing, I was wondering why we're getting hit so hard this year (my wife has barely had a sniffle).
Possible reasons:
Red Meat -- Tracy only eats the untasty variety.
Men -- Chicks have to have babies; men get colds?
Whiners -- Men whine?
But I don't think it's any of that. My bet is on aliens. Damn them!
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